COMRADE AKIWA BROKE 😂💸

1. M-Pesa Balance

Unacheki mara tatu ukidhani system imekosea.

Balance: 0.47 bob

Hiyo 0.47 unaipanga kama inheritance.

2. Kula

Unasema “leo nitafunga” kumbe ni njaa tu.

Chai rangi + matumaini.

3. Matumizi

20 bob inaweza:

fare

lunch

ama zote kwa mawazo yako tu 😭

4. Friends

Ukiona message “uko aje?”

Tafsiri: niko broke pia, tunaeza tembea?

5. Night Plans

“Leo sitoki.”

Sio kwa nidhamu, ni juu huna kakitu

6. Wi-Fi

Unajua password za Wi-Fi ya kila jirani.

Ukiona imechange, moyo unauma kuliko breakup 💔📶

7. Allowance

Ukisikia bado wiki mbili,

roho inaondoka mwilini polepole.

Comrade akiwa broke

ni maisha ya kuhesabu tu coins, kuomba chai, na kuamini kesho itakuwa bora 😂🙏🏽

👉🏽 Kama hii imekuumiza kidogo, usijali, tuko wengi 🤝🤣